I might hail
From Cincinnati
If you're asking where I'm from
But I hail to
Dionysus
Until the bottle's done.
If you ask where
I am going
You'll see where I have been
I tried the vodka
and the beer
I've even tried the gin
But now I'm pushing
Thirty
And I'm looking at the grapes
I'm not drinking to go out
But I'm still looking to escape
Hail Dionysus
Hail the vine
And hail the kitchen table
Call the girls
And pop the cork
We're gonna sip
While we're still able
